A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town, "What a peaceful and loving couple."
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man." We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone far when my wife's mule stumbled.
My wife quietly said, 'That's once'. We then proceeded a little further and
the mule stumbled again. My wife quietly said, "That's twice. " We hadn't
gone a half mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly
removed a revolver from her purse and shot the mule dead.
I started an angry protest over her treatment of the mule; she looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once..."
And we have now lived happily ever after.
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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
Boy: "Can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher: "No never"
Boy to girl:" See i told you not to worry."
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Why does a squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
Because its finger licking good!
What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common?
They can smell it but they cant eat it!
What did the penis say to the condom?
Cover me i am going in!
What is the difference between and Virgin and a washing machine?
The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!
Why was the washing machine laughing?
Because it was taking the piss out the underpants.
Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
Because his pecker is on his head!
What did the ghost say to the bee?
BOO-BEE
What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.
Regards,
Shashi
Shashi
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